Holy mother of God. This is the hottest woman on Earth.

Does anyone know her name? Geeeeze she's smoking.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.32

A completely wasted German dude can't even put his flip-flop back on

He won't bend over to put it on, because he knows if he does that he won't be getting back up

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.48

A skater jumps a flight of stairs and then gets ran over by a car

Yup, this dude won't be skating anytime soon.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.4

A kite surfer takes on a hurricane and loses badly.

Why didn't he just let go the first time he got slammed?

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.47

A drunk camper fires off a shotgun and doesn't shoot anyone.

I would be running for the hills if this guy was around me with a shotgun while that drunk

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.38

A chubby break dancer knocks himself out cold dancing.

I wonder if this move is called Lights Out?

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.66

The Best Man at a wedding gives a phenomenal speech

It's sweet, it's funny, and it's just as good as what real rappers sing these days.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.46

Kid almost breaks the world record of setting back flips on a pogo stick

One more back flip and he would have had it!

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.56

A Turkish cop gets a lot of lip from a suspect and beats his face in

This guy was asking for it, screaming at the cop like that.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.25

Black teen thugs beat the crap out of a white boy on a bus

Dang, little white dude took some punches from one guy, then another dude unloads on him.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.45

A woman who looks kind of like Angelina Jolie does a boob workout

She can move her tits in ways that most women dream of.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.61

An old man goes to bowl and ends up throwing himself into the lane.

I don't know about you, but this looks pretty staged.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.53

A young kid pisses his pants while on stage waiting for his role.

Poor little fella just couldn't hold it anymore.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.54

If the Jonas Brothers did metal...

Now this is a concert I would go to!

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.48

A man walks next to a burning car right as it explodes

Ya, real smart to walk next to a car that is ON FIRE

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.41

A Muslim preacher dies while giving a speech at a ceremony

It looks like he went out pretty fast.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.6

Chef Gordon Ramsey calls out one of his own chefs and the dude wants to fist fight, lol.

I ain't no bitch! That's what the new chef tells Gordon. My money is on Ramsey.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.42

Closed caption TV captures two men stealing an ATM from a hospital

LOL, this dude walks in with a clipboard, to make it look like he is actually doing a job.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.47

Dan Quinn, an old crazy ex Notre Dame football player, calls out Kimbo Slice.

After you lose on The Ultimate Fighter Kimbo, you should fight this guy for publicity.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.7

Check this out, scientists have created the perfect masturbation tool.

How many of you guys out there are going to get this? I already preordered mine.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.68

Couple of Rednecks try to grind a gas tank off of a truck

I think they forgot to empty out all of the gas and run water through it, morons.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.29

A great episode of cheaters, woman catches her man having sex with another woman, and all hell breaks loose.

They won't leave his house, so he goes and gets his high powered paintball gun, hahahaa.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009

Rating: 5.34