Watch this drunk idiot almost get into a fight with his own mirror reflection before finally seeming to realize that he wasn't going to win the battle.
A drunk man narrowly avoided death after he lay face down on a railway track - and allowed a train to speed over him.
CCTV caught Derek Acton, 44, stumbling along a platform at Harlow Mill station in Essex.
At one point he sat down and started dangling his legs off the edge of the platform.
Dramatic footage then shows him climbing down on to the lines and lying face down between the tracks.
Just moments later, a Greater Anglia train drove over him at speed - before Acton got back up and climbed back up on to the platform.
A horse trainer is locked up on a felony animal cruelty charge after Georgia cops obtained video showing him force-feeding a goat cocaine and whiskey
Shocking CCTV footage captured the bizarre moment a man smashed a shop's huge glass window - with a HEADBUTT.
Grahame March, owner of The Refill Centre in Gosport, Hampshire, has released CCTV footage of the man breaking the window on Saturday night in the hope that someone might recognise him.
In the video, the culprit approaches the shop window, and tries to break the glass with his fist.
But after failing to crack it with a punch he decides to headbutt the window, causing it to instantly shatter.
A bouncer was caught on camera as he shoved a female reveller to the ground during a confrontation outside a nightclub .
An outraged witness shared the footage online after watching the woman being forcefully pushed to the ground by a bouncer at Classic Grand in Glasgow in the early hours of Sunday, February 3.
The venue was packed with revellers for ticketed event GBXL.
In the footage the woman is held by another woman before she stumbles towards the bouncer and attempts to push him.
He blocks her feeble attempt before forcefully shoving her backwards, reports the Daily Record .
Shocking footage showing inmates 'knocked out' on the floor after allegedly taking black mamba in their cells has emerged.
The video was reportedly taken by a prisoner inside HMP Birmingham, and is claimed to show a usual night at the jail.
The clip was passed to Birmingham Live , and appears to show a motionless prisoner lying face down on their bed.
It is believed he had taken the drug, also known as Spice.
Prison chiefs said they were unable to confirm the footage was taken inside HMP Birmigham.
The inmate recording the video, who has had his voice disguised for safety reasons, can be heard saying "man down and that" as he points to the unconscious man.
Extraordinary footage has captured the moment two reported gatecrashers started a "drunken brawl" during a university lecture.
Video captured inside Glasgow University's Bute Hall shows the pair throwing punches and slamming one another into pews as first year students look on stunned.
The clip was uploaded to the university's Snapchat Story earlier today.
Eyewitnesses told how the men brought beer cans, food and even a dog onto campus with them and had been sitting at the back of the class when students arrived for a 3pm lecture.
Although they went unnoticed for the first half an hour, the pair soon drew attention to themselves when they began scrapping, the Daily Record reports.
Like many Philadelphia Eagles fans, comedian Kevin Hart just wanted to celebrate the team’s first Super Bowl victory. He was able to do just that … until he tried to get on the stage during the Super Bowl trophy presentation.
As Darrell Green was bringing the Lombardi Trophy up to the stage, NBC cameras caught a member of NFL security denying Hart from trying to get up there during the celebration.
A British city has been compared to The Walking Dead after four alleged Black Mamba users were filmed in "zombie-like" states.
A female shop worker says she "dreads" visiting Derby because of the "unacceptable" number of drug abusers in the city centre, which she claims has led to three attacks on her.
The unnamed woman captured four “zombie-like” people in a major shopping street in the city, who she claimed had taken Black Mamba – a synthetic form of cannabis.
Some of the men are seen hunched over in the footage in an apparent dazed and confused state as bystanders walk by without appearing to take notice of them.
This is the hilarious moment a drink-driving scooter rider is found snoring loudly moments after crashing his vehicle.
A 'drunk' man who was found fast asleep and slumped over his steering wheel tried to talk his way out of trouble when he was woken up by police.
An officer, wearing a body camera, approached the black SUV as it was parked and holding up traffic just before 2pm last Friday.
But despite the officers in South Euclid, Ohio, shouting at the man he failed to wake up until he was given a gentle tap by the cop through an open window.
Seemingly confused by where he was, the man tries to talk his way out of trouble, but the unimpressed policeman, simple tells him: "What are you drinking today?"
He told the man, who appeared to be slurring his words, that he was worried abut him.
When you are trying to be cool...
This is the terrifying moment a drunk driver narrowly missed a lamppost by millimetres when he lost control of his car in icy weather.
CCTV footage of the accident begins by showing another driver motoring along and coping perfectly well with the conditions.
Seconds later however the footage shows the vehicle being driven by the drunk driver careering down the same road in the opposite direction.
However, rather than heading in a straight line, it is already turning in towards the pavement before spinning and slamming into a wall with sickening force.
It misses a concrete lamppost by what looks like mere millimetres - narrowly avoiding tragedy.
Carrying your drunk buddy on your shoulders when you are also drunk is a bad idea
Six college students are facing numerous criminal charges after a massive house party in Bethesda.
Police say there was so much alcohol consumed at the party, that the air inside of the home tested positive for booze.
Thumping music led police to the split-level rental home in the 5500 block of Massachusetts Avenue.
Officers say around 70 underage kids were partying inside. Trash bags and insulation were covering the windows. Beer cans and liquor bottles littered the home.
The indoor ambient air registered .01 on a breathalyzer.
Court records say six male residents, all American University students and Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity members, were charged with 126 counts each of supplying alcohol to minors.
Each faces up to $315,000 in fines. Sigma Alpha Epsilon has been cited with three violations this school year and has four active sanctions.
Officers administered breathalyzer tests to all party-goers, who ranged in age from 17 to 20. The residents of the home are all 20 years old, and apparently refused to tell police how they acquired the alcohol.
This is the moment a Ryanair flight had to be diverted after a "drunk" woman had a dramatic childlike meltdown - screaming "you devil" at an air hostess.
The woman - whose has not been identified - was filmed screaming and stomping her feet during the flight as two cabin crew members attempted to calm her down and tried to encourage her to take her seat.
But she refused to listen to them forcing the pilot to make an unscheduled landing in Santander, Spain , on the Alicante to Dublin flight.
Footage shot by another passenger shows her screaming "You're a devil! She's a devil!" while standing next to her seat.
She is seen repeatedly sitting down and then standing up again as the pilot asks her to remain seated over the intercom before landing.
The pilot for the Ryanair flight FR7063 made the unscheduled landing just before 4pm on January 10th at Seve Ballesteros-Santander Airport - about an hour into the three-hour flight.
A hit-and-run drunk driver who crashed his Mercedes into a crowded Indian takeaway has avoided jail.
Aamir Patel blamed a homeless man for crashing the £22,000 car, which had been a gift from his parents.
The aircraft engineer, 25, apologised in court for bringing "cultural shame" to his devout Muslim family
Patel knocked back vodka with Fanta juice after he finished his shift at work then drove the 50 miles home.
But as he was about to pick up a takeaway meal, the car swerved out of control and ploughed into the front of the Naz curry house in Bolton - forcing up to eight customers queuing inside the shop and several outside to duck for cover.
Despite the impact Patel reversed the black Mercedes back out onto the road and roared off, hitting another vehicle from behind before ploughing head on into a Vauxhall Astra car.
Miraculously no-one was injured in the incident.
A "Spice-zombie", barely able to stand, was filmed by a passer-by who narrated the scene, David-Attenborough- style, as if he was recording a wildlife documentary.
The drug user sways in the video shot in Barnsley town centre, as he stands alone and seemingly oblivious to his surroundings.
"Today on Planet Earth, in Barnsley town centre, we have the rare Spice head and ketamine addict," the filmer says in pseudo-serious tones.
"This means that he sniffs copious amounts of ketamine and likes to do the thriller dance in the middle of town."
'Vapers' quickly become a mockery among everybody in the United States, even those who actually partake in the method of smoking that is quickly gaining traction across the United States as well as the world.
However, it's people like this to make the rest of those people look like total ass holes.
People do some crazy things when they're horny and on drugs, but what happens when you're not on drugs and you're just super horny and can control yourself?
Apparently this happens! Watch this Mexican dude being caught trying to go down on a mannequin right on the streets in broad daylight.
She may be completely inebriated after a night of partying, but she absolutely refuses to allow this dead Fox to lie on the side of the road any longer.
Watch as her friend's attempt to get her to put down the dead Fox only to realize that she is just way too drunk and way too much of an animal lover to ever do so.
From the OP:
My first UBER Driver passenger pick up experience after midnight. 01-05-2018, 2 30am
2 girls after the night club. You might can guess what happens next!
Had to STOP every 5-10 minutes to let her throw up because it did not want to come all at once. BUT, I had to make sure the 2 girls made it safe home. UBER POLICY!
'Game of Thrones' star Kit Harington booted from NYC bar for being drunk and disorderly
This is the bizarre moment an allegedly drunk man throws another passenger into his seat during a bust-up on a packed plane.
Footage filmed by an eyewitness with a smartphone shows an apparently drunk man making rude comments about another passenger's long hair and a beard.
The shorter-haired man can be heard shouting and swearing at his rival who then grabs him by the throat and shoves him back in his seat as startled fellow passengers look on.
But the aggressor apparently then loudly demands pilots to make an unscheduled stop so that he can fight with his rival on the ground.
The disturbance broke out on an internal Russian flight between the city of Vladivostok, in south-eastern Russia's Primorsky Krai region, and the capital city of Moscow.
This guy here is drunk as f*ck after drinking too much. He is hilariously drowsing badly and trying to stand still with a support behind but alas he is down.
CNN sent Randi Kaye to Colorado for New Year's Eve, where she's spending the night on a pot-filled party bus.
During the segment, Kaye showed off a gas mask she had, connected to a bong and wore matijuana leaf earrings. At the end, she nicknamed herself "Kush Kaye," which would make a great Twitter handle. (Her real Twitter handle is @randikayeCNN, unfortunately.)
During the segment, Kaye let one of the bus riders show her how the gas mask bong worked. She then lit it, live on air.
Unfortunately for Andy Cohen, there was no stripper pole on the bus. "But there are a lot of really high people," she said.
Kaye said she was on a Cannabis Tours bus. Since recreational marijuana is legal in Colorado, the company takes people from all over the country around the state to enjoy legal weed.
Quite a few people on Twitter were stunned by what they were seeing. Some are sure she will be "high AF" by the end of the night.
Police video shows the moment two sisters got arrested within minutes of each other in front of their home for driving drunk.
According to a criminal complaint, a police service aid spotted a car swerving and called for an officer’s assistance. It was last Thursday around 10 p.m.
An Albuquerque Police officer pulled in behind Karina Grajeda, 29, at her home in the South Valley. She told the officer she was at a friend’s house and admitted she had two drinks, then drove. The officer said she almost hit the house and smelled of alcohol.
Karina at one point asks the officer to give her a break.
“I’m already home. Can you just let me go to sleep? Pleeeeeease,” she said.
Moments later, police say another woman in a blue Dodge pulled up to the home, asking what was going on with her sister. That second driver was Kassandra Grajeda, 21, and police say she too appeared drunk.
Watch this drunk Lithuanian play a fast one on a group of cops and escape their custody in just the blink of an eye.
Guess his Christmas wasn't so merry after he was caught.
A naked teenager , high on a new 'zombie drug ' tried to cut off his own penis while wandering around the streets.
The boy had already smashed his head into a bus window as terrified passengers were locked on board.
He then lay down on his aback in the road with a knife and tried to hack at his groin.
An shocked bus passenger filmed the scene in the La Colorada neighbourhood of the Argentine capital Buenos Aires.
The teen, who was not named, was also said to have bitten his own arms and had blood around his mouth, but this was not recorded in the footage.