All that effort for nothing: Criminal breaks in through closed window of garage only to realize that it has NO DOORS and leaves empty handed.
If you ever bring a girl home from a bar, remember to make her a breakfast she won't soon forget the morning after.
In Florida, the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office posted surveillance video, which included hilarious commentary, of two men burglarizing an unlocked car on June 18, 2017. During the burglary, another car drives by. That's when they make a run for it and one of the burglar's pants falls down, causing him to fall head first into the getaway car. The men stole loose change, a phone charger and a stethoscope Video Courtesy Palm Beach Sheriff's Office
The Miami Police Department has started a new anti-theft program that they are hoping can help reduce car break-ins. They call it the 'K.R.A.P.P.Y.' system.
Call the Coastguard, he'll have to see this!
HakunaMatata!! The music started playing, the scene was set… There was only one problem. That LION HAD TO GO! I think at some point in everyone’s life they have “Lion Kinged” something. I use to do it to by little brother when he was a baby and even just recently did it with my dog. Lucky for me I have never had the results this girl just had to deal with. IN THE FACE! She just took it like that. That’s what she gets for holding Simba the wrong way. R.Kelly style. Someone in the comments said that this is not really a pet lion and just a case? I am no cat pro or lion expert but I am calling bullshit. There is no way that is a cat! Who is with me??
A confident baseball fan got a little too cocky and ended up with a face-full of dirt because of it. The seventh-inning race at an Atlanta Braves game had the male fan race an unofficial mascot - but with a huge head start. Just when the fan had though he'd won, he sees the mascot flash by, trips over his own two feet, and falls face first into the dirt. The clip has since gone viral with thousands of share and memes mocking the contestant.
Newscaster is oblivious
During an interview, comedian Jerry Seinfeld turns down a hug from singer Kesha, claiming that he has no idea who she is.
Woman mocking SJWs repeated libtards claims that the only reason that Muslims are launching terrorist attacks in the United States is because of global warming. Claims they're just over heated!
The woman also repeats that Maxine Waters is her idol. Mocking Libtard's who suddenly found that just because the one of the most corrupt Congresswoman currently serving is being put to the forefront of the Democratic Party, they'll support her! Despite her criminal history.
I ain't taking your dumb ass to the hospital!
Street Justice at It's Finest
All fun and games till someone gets their arm ripped off their body! Beach parties just seem like a pretty reckless time. I am all for reckless. Home dude here is rocking a dope visor and a throwback jersey. Seems like the perfect kind of dude to be on the receiving end of what is about to go down! He cha-cha slid his way up to a girl in a bikini and probably wasn’t expecting to end up in the sand next. You can see the thought process of the dude here. First, his face is telling the story of, “Ohhhh she is liking this!” He is smiling and having a good time. Next, it looks like he might be even getting a little wiggle back from the girl. Turns out the wiggle was just to get in a better position to destroy him.
President Donald Trump tweeted the word "covfefe" early Wednesday morning in an attempt to criticize the press.
Instead, Trump confused the world, and made the press look like idiots while attempting to pronounce the word.
In a mini mockumentary spoofing A&E’s reality TV show Intervention, Chelsea Handler sets up a Trump News Cycle intervention for a man who’s obsessed.
Whether the stories we see on TV are “fake news” or not, it’s almost always centering on Donald Trump. He’s long been a mainstay in the daily news, with the stories generally being less than flattering. But, good or bad, there are people out there who are so obsessed with Trump they just can’t get enough.
In a new sketch made for the Netflix series Chelsea, host Chelsea handler stages an “intervention” for a man addicted to Trump news. Comedian David Koechner plays the man in question, and it’s one of the funnier segment to come out of Handler’s show in recent memory.
The man’s family show their concern for the poor guy, who’s been obsessed since Trump’s campaign. No matter what they do, they just can’t pry him away from the televised stories about the president. He gets so desperate for more he even hires a prostitute just to use the news apps on her phone. I guess it just seems there is no helping some people. What’s sad is that there are some out there who really act this way.
Training the Afghan border police on how to do a basic jumping Jack looks a lot like trying to teach a newborn baby trigonometry! It just isn't happening!
On the plus side, at least even these Afghani's can have a good laugh at themselves for failing miserably.
We have all heard of milking an injury, but come on bro!
This is what happens when the lights come on in the club! I am not hating on the dude. He was swapping some serious spit! People on Facebook are calling him out and laughing but I will defend this dude till the death of me! Who cares what the internet thinks, I think the chick looks smoking! After 7 or 8 drinks you can’t really judge the dude! Most single guys are going to the club for one reason. To hook up with some chicks. Nothing wrong with that, I am sure there are as many equally desperate girls going out looking for love as well! This guy found someone he hit it off with and started making out. When the lights came on he found out she wasn’t really standing on a table! The lights coming on in the club have been wrecking people’s nights for years. One of my buddies walked over with the girl he had been hooking up with all night and she was way out of his league. She probably had no idea until the lights came on. And when they did come on she was running the other direction to get the hell out of there! In the end. A kiss is a kiss and more power to the people actually hooking up in the club! The comments on Facebook were surprisingly supportive: People making fun of him, but he’s the only one getting any! Plus she looks cute! Why hate?! Get it get it! look at his face when he realises everyone is watching him lol. NO FUCKS! The PDA was a little too much for some users: Some serious “tongue biting” going on at my end. Not really into public displays of affection. A quick peck is OK, but not tonsil hockey! This could be a match made in heaven for all we know! Making out is making out! Points to the dude!
Indonesian journalist falls over fence while trying to get shots of Schapelle Corby.
Four apple thieves who were caught in the act by police were lined up against a cliff face and pelted with the fruit they had stolen.
The five uniformed officers took turns grabbing handfuls of the stolen apples from their police pick-up truck, using the four thieves as live targets.
The crooks winced as they were battered by the fruit, but were ordered not to run away as the policemen in Theewaterskloof Municipality, in the Western Cape of South Africa, hurled the apples at them.
Now the police squad are being investigated by senior officers after a storm of criticism on social media slamming the officials for abusing their prisoners.
In footage of the punishment, the policemen giggle and egg each other on as they throw the apples as hard as they can, hitting the helpless men in the head, back and legs.
A colleague filmed the officers as they taunted the thieves with foul language before posting the video on Facebook.
Officers are said to have driven the four men to a deserted spot to face their punishment.
The men wince and shout in pain as the apples are thrown vigorously and strike home, causing deep bruising.
Kevi van Wyk, who posted a copy of the video to Facebook, told Times Live: 'The officers caught the men stealing apples in Villersdorp and took them out to the mountains and lined them up before throwing the apples at them.'
He said the woman who sent him the apple video had a second video which allegedly showed the officers strip one of the men naked and beat him up.
He said: 'I have the names of three of the men and they are all based in Villersdorp'.
Democratic Alliance mayor of Theewaterskloof Municipality Christelle Vosloo said an investigation has been launched into the conduct of the officers.
She said: 'I regard this conduct as inhumane and a gross violation of the safety and dignity of the victims.
'I am devastated that the victims had to endure this trauma and I believe their constitutional rights not to be exposed to psychological, emotional and physical abuse had been violated.
'I will ensure an immediate investigation into the incident. If any personnel of the municipality are found guilty in regards to the incident they will face the strongest disciplinary actions possible.'
She added: 'I will meet with the victims and ensure that they receive all the support available to deal with the trauma they suffered.'
Mr van Wyk said: 'I was really upset by the footage. It is wrong to steal apples but I don't think this is the way to deal with it. It sends the wrong message'.
Most of the 200 comments on Mr van Wyk's Facebook page, where he posted a copy of the footage, slammed the police officers involved.
But some said that the thieves deserved the pelting they got and suggested they should have been whipped as well.
Nathan Pillay said on the Facebook post: 'If these guys stole money, jewellery or raped, killed or robbed I would say well done.
'But to assault someone who stole food… honestly do you feel this is fair? And you end up wasting this food throwing it at them and damaging it? Really disappointed'.
Tari Jacobs said: 'Only our law enforcers would do this'.
But Sindy van der Wal said she had heard the men had been throwing apples at passing motorists, so the law officers 'taught them a lesson'. She added: 'These guys won't die from being thrown with apples, nobody is that soft. If they were just walking, doing nothing wrong, then that's another story altogether. Reserve judgment til all facts are presented.'
A spokesman for the police force was unavailable for comment.
The terrorist attack in Manchester has dominated the news this week and rightly so, as it’s one of the most shocking events of recent times. Once again, RIP to all of the victims.
The people of Manchester have banded together and stood tall in defiance in the wake of it though to their credit, and this is perfectly exemplified by a group of Manchester United fans in Stockholm last night for the Europa League final. Enjoying the city and its local pubs, they took to the streets to engage in a mass chant of ‘You Can Stick Your Fucking ISIS Up Your Arse’:
Great stuff from these guys, and you can bet it probably went on for about another hour knowing football fans. Of course, Manchester United then did the business in the final as well, which is great for the city too in the aftermath of the events of Monday night.
Focused On The Wrong Sh*t
These guys got on stage wasted and everything continued to go down hill from there. Azazel @ Steelfest 19.5.2017
The good folks over at Tactical Shit know how to really stop Isis, by using their lust for ravaging goats when women aren't readily available.
Watch this hilarious video they put together in order to mock the terrorist group and their love for goats.
How can this cute doggo get in lol.
Here's a compilation showing that Americans are simply fed up with the groups such as Antifa as well is their Libtard Associates that subscribe to the same leftist ideology as they do.
The last one is absolutely spectacular! Guy on the New York bus gets absolutely destroyed by a LEGAL immigrant who continues to spew hatred of the United States, while actually living in the United States and getting free benefits.
Wow, how roles have changed just in these last couple years. It used to be that the man was usually found doing the fat shaming and the woman would be so incensed, she would dump her drink over the man’s head. At least that’s how I thought it went. Not anymore apparently.
The woman and her friend totally mock the helpless guy about his weight, as he just stands taking it like a schmuck. Here’s the trick, the whole thing was staged. It was one of those YouTube, social experiments that millennials do to show how enlightened they are, that they can point out faults in other people so self-righteously, treating the public like a hamster in an experiment that no doubt benefits them with likes on a social media page…you know, one of those things.
Well anyways, the video just went viral this week and had surprising results.
The blonde and brunette pair say that he either needed to leave, or order a salad because he was way too fat to be eating anything else.
As the actor plays his part right and tries to get a response out, the girls interrupt him. But at least he received an arm around the shoulder from another guy who happened to show his support.
The class of 2017 just got a very important message at their prom. The entire class had a front row seat to one of the most savage ass blastings I have seen in my entire life. For the last few weeks of school, this douche is going to have to walk the hallways knowing everyone is looking at him as a dirtbag. Knowing they saw him live or on video get BURNT to a crisp and then put out with some ice cold water. This video had 3 million views in a week and people are saying she embarrassed herself? How?! She wasn’t the one who cheated! She found out and went full-savage mode! I can’t believe she kept this in the entire day. Prom activities normally start early. She made it through the whole getting ready process, pictures, dinner, limo rides, the actual dance and then JUST DROPPED SOME BOMBS!