The problem with being naked is that there’s nowhere to hide. Especially if you’re a bloke. If you get a teeny bit excited, everyone’s going to know about it.
Take this poor sod who appeared on KIIS FM’s The Kyle And Jackie O show.
A model called Sheera had the choice between two blokes, Adam and Mark. But she wanted to see them naked before she chose. Obviously.
Adam stripped down to a mankini while Mark decided to get the meat and veg out for all to see.
DJ Kyle asked him: “Why is your penis so small?”. I think that’s number one on the list of ‘things to never say to a naked man’.
He then asked Sheera: “What do you think about Mark’s small penis, is that alright for you?”
Sheera responded: “He’s a grower, surely.”
Mark, who clearly took the banter in his stride, said: “When I go outside it will grow a couple of inches.”
The pair hugged, and the unthinkable happened. He got an erection…
It is every homeowners worst nightmare to come home and discover that they have had a break in.
However, thanks to their surveillance system this woman was able to intervene.
After calming her dogs two burglars attempt to make off with her possessions - but by using the microphone fitted in the camera she warned the pair to leave - which they immediately did.
FROM NEW YORK POST - Texas father Jeremy Gabrysch decided to set up a security camera to catch his son sneaking in extra TV time. Amazingly, he actually got footage of his son making what might be the worst attempt at being stealthy ever caught on camera.
A 'heroic' clubber has become a viral hit after he inadvertently captured the hilarious moment he waded through a dancing crowd to rescue his mobile phone.
David Risager dropped his phone while filming on a night out with his mates.
But unbeknown to him the camera kept rolling and captured David's frantic efforts to retrieve his beloved mobile.
The five-second clip, posted under handle @David_Risager on Twitter, starts by showing a hoard of people dancing in a nightclub.
Every here and there you run into a couple old people who have no problem saying what's on their mind, here is one of those examples of 2 old people bickering with one another over downright stupid things. Yet, it's just downright hilarious to listen to.
FROM MAIL ONLINE - This is the hilarious moment an unlucky man gets stuck in the middle of a road in China and is forced to push his electric car all the way back home when it suddenly runs out of power.
Video footage shot on a mobile phone by Danielle Pearson begins with the family's car passing through the monkey enclosure.
As the little creatures scatter all over and around the car at Knowlsey Safari Park in Merseyside, the excited screams of children in the back seats can be heard on the audio of the footage.
But the kids' joyous screams soon change to something a little more concerning as two of the randy primates begin mating right in the windscreen.
FROM MAIL ONLINE - Usain Bolt faced a rival for attention on the track as he bid for 100m gold in his last race, but it wasn't just from the competitors next to him.
A streaker jumped from the stands in ran across the track at the World Championships in London, desperate to draw the attention away from the former fastest man in the world.
The hilarious moment was caught on film by Martin Lewis, Money Saving Expert, who was trackside to commentate the event.
Is he just drunk, or is he actually a martial artist? Take a look at this Russians kung fu moves and you decide whether he's the real thing are just another Russian who's had a little bit too much vodka.