Pack of Heavily Armed Robbers Take Casino by Force
Fifty bucks says half those people get right back up afterward and find another casino.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,185
Rating: 5.57
Senator Remembers His Time in the Army as Full of Intercourse
They were the best of his life. Especially all the ones who said 'no.'
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,302
Rating: 5.74
Black Man Can Jump Amazingly High
This dude is the next link in the evolutionary chain.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 9,959
Rating: 5.55
Moscow Subway is Packed Tighter Than a Teenage Girl
Videos like these make me grateful that no one has invented smell-o-vision.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,669
Rating: 5.6
Famous People Get Baked, Stoned, Smashed, and Belligerent
It's too bad they don't include Crispin Glover's interview on Letterman.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 8,313
Rating: 5.71
Store Owner Follows Head Shot on Robber with Five Bullets to the Belly
Can you taste the JUSTICE? It's got a little of that 'excessive' flavor.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,428
Rating: 6.44
Black Belt Lies on Bed of Nails Under 700 lbs of Weight
Better to lie on nails than let sensei swing a sword at your head. Yikes.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 9,977
Rating: 5.5
Worthless Scum Cracks Some 85 Year-Old Lady Skull
He can finally mark off 'Social Security Check' on his scavenger hunt checklist.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 10,758
Rating: 5.97
Woman Gets a Surprise Faceful of Soccer Hooligan Fist
It doesn't matter if you've got tits -- you do NOT talk smack about a man's team.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 7,685
Rating: 5.71
Drunk Kid Wolfs Down a Live Mouse
Finally! A food that pairs perfectly with the taste of Bud Light.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 7,303
Rating: 5.76
Idiot Cracks His Nuts Open Falling From a Tall Tree
And the There's-No-Way-We-Descended-From-Monkeys camp earns a rousing 10 points.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 6,507
Rating: 5.8
Little Kid Has More Rhythm Than Your High School Prom
Suzuki and piano lessons can eat a dick. More kids should get their own drum sets.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
Views: 7,366
Rating: 6.4
Car Crash Flings Riders Like a Rocket-Powered Slingshot
It's the perfect footage for an anti-seatbelt campaign. Or a pro-helmet one.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 10,825
Rating: 5.57
Explosion Lights up Office Like a Christmas Tree
Burning to death in a cubicle has to be one of the worst fates left to modern man.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 10,688
Rating: 5.76
Amazing Martial Artist Destroys a Car with His Bare Hands, Street Fighter Style
He looks like Ryu, punches like Ryu, and destroys cars like Ryu. Minus (sadly) the massive vehicle explosion.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 7,792
Rating: 5.72
Iranian Women Say 'F**k Tha' Police'
Give these ladies a fair vote or they'll go suffragette on your pig ass.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 5,857
Rating: 5.52
Stoners Get Tired of Building Bongs and Invent Oral Pot Spray
And Binaca canisters making a sweeping return to high schools across America!
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 10,048
Rating: 6.09
Blind Artist Paints Uncannily Real Landscapes
Born without eyes, and he can still out-paint most sixth-graders.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 8,219
Rating: 5.89
NBC Catches Pedophile 'Twinktoilet' who was Cruising to Get Pooped On
It's official. 'My best friend's mom is dying of cancer' is the best excuse for pedophilia EVER.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 11,690
Rating: 5.96
Lamborghini Crash Pulverizes Race Track Photographer
Those last shots before impact must be worth a fat fortune.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 7,119
Rating: 5.47
Iranian Rioters Attack Public Buses
Stupid BUS! How do the rocks of FREEDOM feel?
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 8,404
Rating: 6.07
Plane Loses Half a Wing Because of Some Dumb Dog
You know a country has problems when stray dogs are causing plane crashes.
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Views: 11,122
Rating: 5.43
