Naked Date Contestant Awkwardly Gets Massive Erection During First Hug

The problem with being naked is that there’s nowhere to hide. Especially if you’re a bloke. If you get a teeny bit excited, everyone’s going to know about it.

Take this poor sod who appeared on KIIS FM’s The Kyle And Jackie O show.

A model called Sheera had the choice between two blokes, Adam and Mark. But she wanted to see them naked before she chose. Obviously.

Adam stripped down to a mankini while Mark decided to get the meat and veg out for all to see.

DJ Kyle asked him: “Why is your penis so small?”. I think that’s number one on the list of ‘things to never say to a naked man’.

He then asked Sheera: “What do you think about Mark’s small penis, is that alright for you?”

Sheera responded: “He’s a grower, surely.”

Mark, who clearly took the banter in his stride, said: “When I go outside it will grow a couple of inches.”

The pair hugged, and the unthinkable happened. He got an erection…