Meet Trayon White Sr., a Democrat and D.C. councilman who literally blamed the Jews for snow in D.C. this week: D.C. lawmaker says recent snowfall caused by ‘Rothschilds controlling the climate.’ -- “Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation. And D.C. keep talking about, ‘We a resilient city.’ And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.” -- A good question: How does one accidentally accuse the Rothschilds of having a weather machine?
This bonkers theory reminds us of the scene from “So I Married an Axe Murderer” where “The Pentavirate” is called out for running the world. Quotes via IMDB:
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who’s in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
At least one other person gets our joke: -- Mo Mo @molratty: “Psh. Everyone knows it's Colonel Sanders.”