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1. Jon Stewart-yawn
2. Chelsea Handler-who?
3-Neve Campbell-Party of zero
4. Barry Diller- Big Angry Cheese
5. Lena Dunham-Faux Rape Victim
6. Keegan-Michael Key-...and Peele
7. Al Sharpton-Mobile race-riot starter
8. Eddie Griffin-17th century comedian
9. Spike Lee-Part time director, full time complainer
10-Samuel L. Jackson-Voted for Barry ONLY because he was black
11-Cher-Crusty thong
12-George Lopez-Mexico?
13-Barbra Streisand- Aneurysm
14-Whoopi Goldberg- Back to medusa's coven
15-Miley Cyrus-Porn-pop star
16-Amy Schumer- 100% would not bang
17-Bryan Cranston-Breaking Bad-To good to zing
18-Ruth Bader Ginsburg-Not if the Death Star finds Darth Bader first
19-Rosie O'Donnell-Trump's ONLY pig