This ‘Open Mouth’ Word Game Is the Most Hilarious Thing Ever

n the words of Chris Tucker, we ask: do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? In proof that there is no end to all the good, meaningful and valuable content the internet can provide, this video features a group of people sitting around a table saying random phrases while dental cheek retractors are in their mouths. The other folks have to try and guess what exactly they’re uttering. It’s like filling your mouth with marbles and talking, only much better. And safer. It’s silly. It’s ridiculous. It’s fantastic. This seems like a ready-made game to play at parties. Forget Cards Against Humanity. This is what we should all be playing. You’ll never be able to say “hippopotamus poop,” “Malaysian farts violently” or “a very smelly vacuum” (if you’ve ever even said them to begin with) quite the same way ever again.