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The half-naked man was discovered by innocent bystanders almost totally submerged in thick mud in a river in Cajamarca. Witnesses believed him to be dead and called the police immediately. But as they strapped the body to a gurney to take him away to the coroners for an autopsy, Jorge blinked, opened his eyes.
Upon closer inspection, the recumbent figure was positively identified as 25-year-old Jorge Luis Villaneuva Anticona, who had been celebrating a relative’s birthday party the evening before. If you’re wondering what he says as he’s put into the pickup it’s simply: “I didn’t do anything”.