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It's Thanksgiving time again, and what's better than lounging on a couch watching bad football games and gnawing on a crispy rendered skin of deep fried turkey, amirite? Well, a house that isn't a pile of ashes, if you're dumb enough to deep fry a frozen one.
Non-beltway Americans might have cooked up the idea to give their Turkey Day meal a deep fat fry, but if they didn't learn it from the experts (namely, that scraggly uncle Bob who always does it out behind the shed), they might be burning more than their family feast—they might be burning down the house. Literally!