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So I was down in Southampton for a lovely show and trip away, and on the last day decided to visit a shopping centre for a little look around. Whilst there I feel the natural urge to pass a stool, so I braved the public ablutions.
Never again.
I first noticed the man next to me by his foot tapping on the floor. Then it started to get closer until it rested on mine.
Then I saw the shadow.
THE FUCKING MAN WAS WANKING IN THE CUBICLE NEXT TO ME.
1 star. Would not recommend.