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NOOOOOO! SHE WAS SO CLOSE!! AND THIS IS SO GROSS!
Everyone has had that feeling where you know the blast is coming. You know you have a ticking time bomb in your stomach that is going to be making its way out of you violently. Mix in the combo of Chipotle or Thai food and you have a problem. This grandma got so close after her burrito and yet was soooooo far.
True story, I ate spaghetti one night from a restaurant and then we went out to a close bar for some drinks and to meet up with some people. 20 mins into the first drink I realized my time bomb was activated. There was someone in the pooper when I got into the room and I was dancing and praying I could make it. The dude didn’t fully leave the stall before I was in there with my pants down. Lucky for me, I made it. This granny was not as lucky.
I feel bad for whoever had to come in there after and clean it up. I wonder if it was the person Snapchatting it all. Knowing they were next.