CNN Reporter Writes An Open Letter To Newborn Son: Sounds Like A Mental Patient Suffering From Greta Thundberg Syndrome

Bill Weir, CNN Chief Climate Dunderhead had a newborn son last month and instead of writing an open letter of joy and celebration, it read more like a funeral for the earth and his son. Read it yourself below, it's textbook mental illness:

My dearest River,

Against all odds you were conceived in a lighthouse, born during a pandemic and will taste just enough of Life as We Knew It to resent us when it's gone.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry we broke your sea and your sky and shortened the wings of the nightingale.
I'm sorry that the Great Barrier Reef is no longer great, that we value Amazon™ more than the Amazon and that the waterfront neighborhood where you burble in my arms could be condemned by rising seas before you're old enough for a mortgage.

The scent of your downy crown makes my heart explode. The curl in your Tic Tac toes fills me with enough love to power New York City.

If only.

Instead, the milk in your bottle was warmed by dirty, ancient fuels and as a result, you will learn to walk on a planet that has never been this hot for humans.

We are just now wrestling with the implications of this but as your Pop, the most poignant evidence was seeing your mother give you your first kiss through a P100 mask that smelled faintly of smoke. I'm sorry my boy, but we were warned.

See, for decades, scientists told us that if we weren't careful, humans would unleash an invisible enemy out of the jungle and into our lungs. But that was a story few wanted to believe.
So we kept cutting down jungles -- and prairies and mangroves and the last few the places where the wild things are -- to pave and plow, develop and devour everything inside.

As you get older, this will be hard to understand. But we were under the spell of Genesis 1:28: to take dominion over every living thing. We had the strange urge to carve straight lines out of nature's curves and were under the spell of a uniquely human force called "profit motive."

When we finally realized that the worried scientists were right, people got scared and went searching for potions and protections. They emptied store shelves even faster than the jungles and all the invisible enemy masks were gone.

This madness goes on and one but you get the gist of it. Any more and you'll need a lobotomy as well.