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Today we learned Joe Biden is a vampire who's been in the Senate for 120 years....or he's just so senile, he can't put together a single, coherent thought.
Either way, now we all know why his staff has kept Biden hidden from the world and chances are, this will be the last time you see him in front of pretend press in a very long time.
“With regard to the filibuster, I believe we should go back to a position of a filibuster that existed just when I came to the senate 120 years ago,” said Biden.