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Realtor Mimi Foster has not sugarcoated the issues with a listing for a home in Colorado Springs, Colorado, that is going for the mere price of $592,500 for a graffiti-covered interior and a smell coming from a basement freezer that may actually be the mouth of hell.
The 3,598-square-foot home features five bedrooms, four bathrooms, an interior covered in graffiti and obscenities and a crumbling back deck unsafe for anyone to actually step on right now. It's like moving into the defaced home abandoned by Walter White and his family in "Breaking Bad" after it becomes public that he is a meth kingpin.
"If you dream of owning your own little slice of hell and turning it into a piece of heaven, then look no further!" Foster wrote in the listing.
"You will also notice there is not one surface of the home that has not been enhanced with black spray paint or a swinging hammer — damage done by an angry departing tenant who didn’t want to pay rent," the listing reads. "But don’t let that slow you down. It’s not nearly as daunting as the freezer in the basement that’s full of meat and hasn’t had electricity to it for over a year. So be sure to wear your mask. Not for anyone else’s protection but your own. You may not be able to endure the smell if you don’t."