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Remember that douchebag who dressed up as the grim reaper and stalked people on Floridian beaches to warn them they will die during COVID?
Well, that douchebag has a name and it's Daniel Uhlfelder. Danny Boy, who's not very bright, started the Remove Ron committee and thought the best way to spend the money it collected from donors is to put out an ad that actually will help get Ron DeSantis reelected.
The video runs two minutes and begins on a commercial flight, with a flight attendant informing masked passengers that “we are now entering Florida airspace” in the intro.
“Now that we’re making our final descent … please watch this short message from Gov. Ron DeSantis on COVID-19 … and thereafter, everyone on board will be required to comply with the state’s Florever Purge,” the flight attendant adds.
The scene shifts to footage of DeSantis at a news conference.
“We are not doing any vaccine passports in the state of Florida. We trust people to make their own decisions in this state. We are not going to be bludgeoning people with restrictions and mandates and lockdowns or any of that stuff,” footage of DeSantis shows him saying.
From there, back to the flight attendant, a darker tone enters her voice.
“As Gov. DeSantis stated, in accordance with the Florever purge … while you are within state lines … you do not have to wear a mask. You do not have to get a vaccine. It is against the law for private businesses or schools to mandate masks or vaccines … and you have the absolute right … to infect whoever you want.”
The narrative then moves to local news narration documenting rises in cases and deaths over the summer, interspersed with reviews on the screen from fake newspapers with phrases like “Terrifyingly Evil!” and “Killer Ending.”
OH, THE HORROR! Not forcing people to vaccinate and leaving it as a free choice is just a nightmare! Not masking little kids? Unconscionable!
Maybe it's time to dust off that old grim reaper outfit and kill off the Remove Ron PAC.