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Feeling the burden of your childhood baptism? Is being a Christian weighing heavy on your heart? Well, you're in luck. The Satanic Temple is touring Pride events where low IQ goofs can pay 10 dollars to get an upside-down cross drawn on their forehead in ash and after chanting the simple phrase 'Hail Satan' and you're all set. You are now unbaptized. You even get a little dopey diploma LOL.