Guy Gets Into An Uber Driven By A Lady With Tourette’s And Things Get Wild And Hilarious

She bursts out with random screams, wild noises, and snorts pointed RIGHT at him and this man jumps EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

She says, “I have Tourette’s…”
And he hits her with the greatest misunderstanding ever:

“T-Rex??”

Then he pulls out his phone IMMEDIATELY:
“I need to ask Google how do I help T-Rex.”

Between outbursts she nervously asks:
“Are we in the hood?”

He goes:
“Yeah… but they’ll run from YOU.”
Protecting her like a champ.

She panics again:
“You won’t let nothing happen to me, right?”

He locks in:
“I promise… not on my watch. Not on duty. NOT on duty.”

She melts:
“You’re so nice… you got my back?”

Him:
“Yeah, I got your back.”

Then the comedy peaks.
He goes:
“Some bitches grow up sassy… bunch of bitches.”

And she suddenly fires back mid-tic:
“Well YOU’RE not a bitch… I think you’re awesome.”

She asks about his tattoos and he turns his whole neck like he’s posing for a mugshot.

She screams, snorts, jumps.
He screams, jumps, laughs... and somehow they trauma-bond into best friends in minutes.

Then he randomly drops:
“I’m a rapper.”
“What’s your name?”
“CEO Dee.”

Two strangers thrown into chaos… and it becomes the funniest, most wholesome friendship the internet has ever seen.