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Florida man claims he was teleported into a stolen BMW at the orders of X-Men before crashing, thanks officers for saving him from aliens.
36-year-old Calvin Johnson was arrested in Ormond Beach after crashing a car.
Police say Johnson was driving at speeds of 130 mph before wrecking the car.
According to the owner of the BMW, he was walking his dog at a park and returned to find his car missing. His keys were reportedly in the cupholder.
"I don’t know how I got in the car ... I don’t know, I teleported ... They told me, the X-Men, to do it ... You saved me from the aliens," Johnson told officers.
According to a witness, Johnson was wearing a seatbelt, which likely saved his life.
He was charged with driving with a suspended license and grand theft of a motor vehicle.
Florida. Am I right?
