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It's tough to get away with stealing food when your dad plays the lawyer with such conviction. It's even tougher when you leave some of the stolen food on your face. It was this losing combination that sealed a guilty verdict for this little girl, who's willing to lie with such a straight face with a string of cheese on it. Dad takes his time waiting for a confession, reminding her that Santa Claus frowns on this sort of behavior. Too many adults nowadays forget that Santa Claus is still watching. So don't steal cheese, folks.