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On October 14, 2019 officers with the Jacksonville Police Department were dispatched to a 911 call at a local nightclub. Upon arrival the officers had trouble locating their subject, however, they were able to confirm that pepper spray had been deployed in order to break up a disturbance.
After a bit of hunting (and one attempted departure) the officers eventually turned a corner... and there she was: their caller — a woman covered in the better part of a gallon of fresh milk. (Not to be outdone, the caller's friend was giving herself a liberal dose of 2% as well.)