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This is Zoomer. Zoomer was born a boy. How do we know? Because he was born a boy, that's how.
Zoomer was also born with two liberal leeches attached to him. These liberals were Zoomer's parents and refused to acknowledge Zoomer's born gender identity and instead called HIM they and them. They also made Zoomer play with both boy and girl toys as well as wear dresses and male clothing, just in case Zoomer was a born drag queen or something.
At age 4, Zoomer figured out he was a boy and this was a big moment for his not-so-bright parents. Let's just hope Zoomer doesn't have to wear pink dresses anymore. Let's also hope Zoomer will be an only child since his parents think children are a social experiment.