Teen Girl Totally Gets Possessed By Satan After Her Flight Was Cancelled

This is what happens when the old cancel culture meets the new cancel culture.

This teen chick lets the power of satan flow through her body as she spins and convulsed while screaming like a banshee because she was on one of the more than ten thousand flights canceled in America each week.

Pete Butt-Itch-Itch was not to be found for comment.