Strange Woman Goes Behind The Counter At McDonald's And Starts Stuffing Burgers Down Her Bra

Well, this headline basically writes itself. On August 13, a real-life Hamburglar stormed into a McDonald’s in Lewisham, London, got behind the counter, and began stuffing hamburgers into her bra.

Of course, all the chaos was caught on video. Watch the clip and you’ll see the woman, who has yet to be identified, shove one boxed Big Mac down each breast with expert ease — before going back for more. Listen closely, and you’ll also hear her simple explanation for the behavior: “What the f**k. I just want a f*****g cheeseburger.”

Eventually, the manager stepped in. But this woman still appeared to make it out with a whole McDonald’s feast.