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In one of the more uncomfortable shoplifting videos of the week, this big lady was stopped by a CVS employee after it was claimed she stole toothpaste and hide it under her dress.
The big woman had an alibi though, and as uncomfortable as torturous it may be to your ears, here it goes anyways: Her vagina was itchy and she just needed to scratch that kitty.
The store manager even asked her why she felt the need to scratch her unmentionables to which she hilariously replies:
"BECAUSE my coochie was itching and I'm grown and have a right to scratch it!"
The accused kitty scratcher then asks the young lady blocking the door to move before trying to pick her up and move her out of the way but to no avail.
On a side note, the accused woman sounds like Little Richard singing ''A whop-baba-Luba-a-wop-bamboo!!''
So did she steal a tube of toothpaste or does she need a tube of Vagisil?