Chelsea Handler Tries To Convince The World She's Not A Sad, Vapid, Lonely Twat

Twitter users dunked on a recent comedy video featuring "The Daily Show" guest host Chelsea Handler ripping on people who have criticized her for opting out of having kids.

While guest hosting the Comedy Central talk show last week, the 47-year-old comedian appeared in a satirical video bragging about her life without kids to prove to naysayers that she is enjoying doing "whatever the f--- I feel like" and loving it.

The video went viral on Tuesday, with conservative critics insisting that Handler’s triumphant and vulgar video was a desperate attempt to mask her "lonely life."

Titled "Day In the Life of A Childless Woman," Handler’s video opened with her describing a sex-related morning ritual she indulges in instead of taking rambunctious kids to school. She stated, "I wake up at 6 AM. I remember that I have no kids to take to school, so I take an edible, masturbate, and go back to sleep."

The video became more over-the-top as it continued. Handler described getting up at 12:30 PM to "get ready for a busy day of doing whatever the f--- I feel like."

In a critique of exhausted moms and dads, Handler said, "I put on my most impractical and stylish shoes since I won’t be chasing a child around the grocery store." Continuing, she mentioned traveling to her "fave spot in Paris to grab a croissant," and noted that the plane ride over is peaceful enough to meditate on because "I have no screaming kids."

The video became more fantastical with Handler describing how she teleported back home from France so she could go out and have a one-night stand "with whatever hot guy" she met on a dating app that night.

The video depicted Handler texting her date, asking, "Wanna f--- tonight?"