Dilbert creator Scott Adams Discovers A New Poll Showing Over Half Of Black People Don't Like White People, Tells Whites To GTF Away From Blacks

Dilbert creator Scott Adams says that the Rasmussen poll showing a high level of Black racial animosity against Whites is the first opinion poll that has ever caused him to change his behavior.

“I’ve been identifying as Black for a while because I like to be on the winning team,” the right-wing culture warrior sarcastically noted. “And I like to help. I always thought if you help the Black community, that’s sort of the biggest lever, you could find the biggest benefit.”

He added: “But it turns out that nearly half of that team doesn’t think I’m okay to be white. Which is why I identified as Black so I could be on the winning team for a while.”

Turning back to the poll results, Adams said he’s now “going to re-identify as white” because he doesn’t “want to be a member of a hate group,” which he claimed he had “accidentally joined” with his trollish Black identification. “If nearly half of all Blacks are not okay with white people—according to this poll, not according to me, according to this poll—that’s a hate group,” Adams proclaimed.