Goofy-Ass 'Etsy Witch' Is Selling An Elon Musk Curse To Other Stupid White Women For $7.99

In a bizarre twist of modern witchcraft and political commentary, a self-styled "Etsy Witch" has taken to TikTok with a unique spell-casting service aimed at one of the world's most influential tech moguls, Elon Musk. Dubbed "The Living Hell Elon Spell," this ritual is not just a mere incantation but a spectacle of digital-age discontent, orchestrated by someone who identifies as a liberal activist turned magical practitioner.

This act of digital sorcery has caught the attention of the internet, particularly among liberal circles, where individuals express their dissent against Musk's business practices and political stances through the unconventional medium of witchcraft. For just $7.99, customers can purchase this spell, which promises to bring misfortune or at least make Musk's life "a living hell," as one customer put it. The "Etsy Witch" has announced plans to go live on TikTok, providing a step-by-step demonstration of this spell, turning the ritual into a public performance of protest.

The trend has unexpectedly spiraled, with dozens of liberal supporters, primarily white, echoing the witch's warning, "Brace yourself," in their own TikTok videos, amplifying the message through shared audio clips. This phenomenon raises questions about the intersection of modern witchcraft with political activism, the commercialization of dissent, and the power of social media in mobilizing unique forms of protest.