

This is why Democrats are fighting so hard to stop transparency
NEW update from Elon Musk’s DOGE
- They found that 3 million is being used to study steroids and hamster fighting.
- $2.3 million has been used for studying cocaine effects on beagles
- $600,000 in Parrot Romance. (That's important. It's definitely really important)
- $500,000 in racial aggression in mice. (I'm sorry. Does do mice give a sh*?)
- $1.1 million training mice to binge drink
- $2.1 million encouraging Ethiopians to wear shoes
- $187,000 verifying that kids love their pets. (Unless you're raising Jeffrey Dahmer, your kids like their pets. It's just natural.)
- $2.7 million studying Russian cats on treadmills. (Why don't we take $2.7 million and try to encourage more Americans to use treadmills?)
- $875,000 studying cocaine effects on quail mating
“Again, lawn chair, sorority, fraternity house. A good party. Watch what happens when cocaine enter the room. So in case you missed it, that is where your hard earned dollars are going this week in the Doge report.”