Bro Tried To Impress Everyone At The Motorbike Expo..WAIT FOR IT

Every expo has that one guy who thinks, “You know what this crowd needs? A stunt show.”

Unfortunately for this dude at a Chinese motorbike expo, what the crowd actually got was one of the most painful stunt fails imaginable.

The now-viral clip making the rounds online shows a man wearing a helmet hopping onto a motorcycle set up for demonstrations. The bike itself isn’t moving, but the rear wheel is elevated and spinning, bolted in place so riders can rev it up and pretend to do tricks for the crowd.

So our hero decides to start bouncing around on the seat like he’s mid-MotoGP highlight reel, revving the engine and acting like he’s tearing up a racetrack even though the bike is literally standing still.

For about five seconds, it looks like he’s having the time of his life.

Then physics taps him on the shoulder.

As he leans back trying to keep the act going, he slips off the rear of the seat, and suddenly the situation goes from “cool stunt demo” to “every man watching instinctively grabbing his own crotch.”

The spinning rear tire snags his pants, dragging him straight into the wheel while the bike screams like a chainsaw in a horror movie.

You can see the exact moment on his face when he realizes two things at once:

This hurts more than anything he has ever experienced.

There are about 200 people watching him experience it.

And honestly, it’s a perfect reminder that motorcycle stunts, even simple ones, can go sideways fast. Stunt riding already carries serious risks when bikes are actually moving, which is why it’s usually left to trained performers and controlled conditions.

Instead, this guy managed to create the world’s first stationary stunt fail.