Dang, This Orangutan Got To First Base And He Didn't Even Have To Buy Her A Drink

If you’ve ever been to a zoo and thought, “Wow, these animals are so human-like,” this viral clip is here to prove that sometimes they’re a little too human-like.

A video blowing up online from a zoo in Thailand shows a woman leaning in to interact with an Orangutan, smiling for the camera and clearly expecting the usual wholesome “aww look at the monkey” moment.

Instead, the orangutan immediately locks onto something that apparently grabs its full scientific attention.

Without hesitation, the ape reaches out, grabs and pinches the woman’s chest, then just kind of sits there like it’s processing a brand-new discovery.

The woman bursts out laughing, the people filming lose it, and the orangutan looks like a college freshman who just discovered gravity in Physics 101.

It’s the kind of moment where you can almost see the gears turning in the ape’s head.

“Huh… interesting design.”

What makes the whole thing funnier is how casual and confident the orangutan is about it. No hesitation, no confusion, just a quick grab like it’s inspecting produce at the grocery store.

And listen, before anyone gets mad at the orangutan, this is basically textbook primate behavior. Great apes are insanely curious animals and explore the world with their hands the same way toddlers do.

Unfortunately for this woman, she accidentally became today’s science project.