Absolute Ice In Her Veins: Woman Keeps Eating A Cookie While Her Bathroom Ceiling Is On Fire From A Faulty Light Fixture

There are two types of people in a crisis. The people who panic immediately, and the people who somehow turn into a Navy SEAL the second things go sideways. This woman? Clearly the second type… except with a cookie.

A video making the rounds online shows a woman casually walking around her house after noticing a burning plastic smell. Normal reaction would be panic. Maybe some frantic yelling. Not here. Instead, she’s calmly finishing a cookie while investigating like it’s just another Tuesday afternoon.

She eventually follows the smell into the bathroom and, surprise, the ceiling light fixture is literally on fire.

Actual flames coming out of the ceiling.

Most people would drop everything immediately. Not this woman. She’s still chewing like she’s judging a bake-off on the Food Network while processing the fact that her bathroom just turned into a small electrical inferno.

Then the switch flips.

Without any dramatic freak-out, she grabs a fire extinguisher, walks back in, and puts the electrical fire out like she’s done this a thousand times before. Clean, quick, efficient. Crisis handled.

All while still finishing the cookie.

Honestly it’s impressive on multiple levels. First, she handled an electrical fire perfectly, which is already more competent than about 95% of the population would be in that situation. Second, the composure is unreal. Flames in the ceiling and she’s still calmly chewing like, “Let me just finish this chocolate chip before we deal with the house potentially burning down.”

If there’s ever an emergency and you’re choosing teammates, you want the person who keeps eating the cookie while putting out the fire. That’s the kind of calm under pressure you can’t teach.