67-Year-Old Liberal Karen Scratches Tesla… Turns Out Her Name Is Literally Karen And The Cybertruck Caught EVERYTHING On Video

You truly cannot make this stuff up.

A 67-year-old woman named Karen Cooke Lewis has been arrested after allegedly scratching a Tesla Cybertruck with what might be the most cartoon-villain tool possible, nails on a board, in Collettsville.

And yes, her name is actually Karen.

At this point it feels less like real life and more like the universe committing to a bit.

According to the owner of the Tesla Cybertruck, he had absolutely no idea who she was. No prior beef, no argument, nothing. Just parked his truck and apparently became the target of someone having a moment.

“We had all the craziness with Teslas when Elon was part of Doge and all that stuff,” the owner said, referring to Elon Musk, “but I thought we had kind of gotten past that and I’d kind of made it through unscathed.”

Yeah… about that.

Instead, Karen shows up like it’s her personal mission to declare war on a parked vehicle, allegedly dragging nails across the side of the Cybertruck like she’s carving her initials into a middle school desk.

Here’s the part that never gets old, though, it’s a Tesla.

Meaning it has cameras. Everywhere.

Front, back, sides, angles you didn’t even know existed. These things are basically rolling security systems. And yet people STILL act like they’re committing crimes in 1997 with zero surveillance.

So naturally, the whole thing gets caught on camera. Clear as day.

Now instead of making some kind of political statement, Karen is making a court appearance after being arrested and charged with injury to personal property.