The World's Greatest Cat Groomer Takes On The Tasmanian Devil

Look, we've all had that one pet who turns into a straight-up demon the second you try to do anything civilized, like clip their nails or bathe them. But this long-haired nightmare named Phoebe? She took "spicy" to Olympic levels.

In the video blowing up on X, professional cat groomer Donny, aka the Calm Cat Whisperer, steps into the ring with what might be the angriest domestic longhair on the planet.

From the jump, this cat is screaming like she's being murdered, biting through thick protective gloves, and throwing paws like a pissed-off middleweight. Dematting, nail trims, full bath, blow dry... the whole gauntlet. Phoebe doesn't tap out for a single second. She's in full "I will end you" mode the entire time.

Most normal humans would've tapped out after the first blood-curdling yowl. Not Donny. Dude's out here wearing gloves that look like they could handle a rabid badger, staying cooler than a cucumber in a freezer, and casually dropping gems like "Cookie Monster," "Boopy," and "Smelly Bambam" while this fur missile tries to rearrange his face. It's honestly impressive as hell. The man has the patience of a saint who also happens to be half-zookeeper.

No yelling, no force that looks excessive—just steady hands and that unbreakable zen vibe while Phoebe treats the grooming table like a UFC octagon. By the end, she's still pissed, but she's clean, trimmed, and (mostly) intact. Respect.