Jadison Holbert, a 23-year-old Georgia stunner with the kind of smile that could stop traffic (and apparently did), got herself arrested after nearly plowing her car into a gym while absolutely obliterated at 11 in the morning.
Calhoun PD rolled up on the potential drunk driver who looked like she was about to turn the fitness center into a drive-thru. Instead of reps and protein shakes, they found Holbert completely smashed on a cocktail of BuzzBalls and Tito’s shooters.
Open containers everywhere. Classic.
The bodycam footage is pure chaos. Holbert, looking every bit the babe in a tight white top and sweatpants, tries the world’s least convincing defense: She hadn’t been drinking at all. Nope. She’d supposedly been at the gym, or was it tanning? — for a solid three hours.“I’ve been here for what, three hours,” she insists, voice thick, while officers point out the obvious evidence of her morning party.
Spoiler: It did not work.
Cops weren’t buying the workout alibi for a second. She got charged with DUI and possession of open containers. Case closed.
Here’s the wild part that makes this even more ridiculous: This is Holbert’s fourth alcohol-related arrest, and she’s only 23.Four times. At an age when most people are still figuring out their coffee order.
The split-screen bodycam video pairs her current glassy-eyed, stumbling version with a glowing, bright-smile photo that shows exactly why people are still staring. The contrast is brutal. One minute she’s the girl next door with perfect teeth and dark hair; the next she’s handcuffed in the back of a patrol car muttering about going to jail.
BuzzBalls at 11 a.m. on a weekday is just crazy. Trying to sell cops a three-hour gym sesh while reeking of liquor. And somehow still racking up the same charges again and again.
At this rate, Holbert is turning “young, hot, and reckless” into a full-time lifestyle. The looks are undeniable. The decision-making? Absolute disaster.
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