Watters World goes on the Pot tour in Denver, hilarity ensues.

 Fox News correspondent Jesse Watters went to Denver, Colorado to investigate the marijuana tours being given in the Mile High City.



“We’re all on the bus right now. Everyone was told to bring their own cannabis. I personally love to have a glass of wine and a couple tokes of a J, and that puts me in a really nice place for the evening.”



Watters: A j’s a joint, right?



“Exactly.”





Watters: Where are we now?



“DANK, Colorado. Welcome – it’s 'Don’t ask nobody knows' – is the acronym for it.”



Watters: I thought dank was like a wet basement.



“That’s another way to look at it.”





Watters: So, this looks like candy to me.



“Yes. Do you like candies? Do you like hard candies? Soft candies?



Watters: Give me something gluten-free. I’m trying to look good this summer.





Watters: You’re a drug dealer.



“Yes, absolutely…right. I grow weed. I’m just allowed to sell it, too.”



Watters: How much is this going to set me back?



“Fourteen plus tax.”



Watters: Fourteen dollars, that’s it?





Watters: This isn’t oregano…Do you guys just have a lot of illegal aliens just watering plants here all day?



“No we do not.”



Watters: Smart answer.





Watters: Do you get high off your own supply?



“Absolutely.”





Watters: Do you want to touch it?



“Can I touch it?”



Watters: The plant.





Watters: You don’t have the munchies?



“I don’t. Do you?”



Watters: What are the munchies?





Watters: What’s a bong?



“So a bong is a water pipe.”



Watters: Like what a plumber would use – a water pipe.





O’Reilly’s Take:



O’Reilly: So that was a tour guide?



Watters: Yes.


O’Reilly: I hope you tipped her well.



Watters: City Sessions gave me the tour.



O’Reilly: Alright, how much did it cost?



Watters: It was about a thousand dollars for myself and the crew.



O’Reilly: No.



Watters: Four hour tour.



O’Reilly: A thousand dollars?



Watters: Yeah, each person’s about two hundred bucks or something like that. I mean they take you to the doughnut shop, the glass blowing place…



O’Reilly: And the tour operator’s stoned, right?



Watters: She’s totally sober, Bill.



O’Reilly: She’s just that way, normally?



Watters: Oh, that’s not nice.



O’Reilly: So, you’re not recommending this pot tour, right? For that kind of money.



Watters: If you’re an adult, I say go for it, but it’s not for everybody.