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Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another example of exemplary behavior from a model citizen, I see. It appears that a former University of Kentucky student, Sophia Rosing, has landed herself in quite the predicament.
Ms. Rosing has been indicted on six counts after she allegedly decided to grace a black desk clerk, Kylah Spring, with the use of a racial slur not just once, not twice, but a staggering 200 times. Now, that's what I call persistence!
But wait, there's more. Ms. Rosing also managed to fit in assaulting a police officer, because why not? You know what they say, go big or go home. And let's not forget the three counts of fourth-degree assault, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication. I must say, this young lady truly knows how to make an impression.
Luckily for Ms. Rosing, the Fayette County grand jury has kindly granted her an indictment on all of these charges. What a relief! It's always better to have a full plate, after all.
In conclusion, let this be a lesson to all of us. When in doubt, just throw around a racial slur, assault a police officer, and engage in some good old-fashioned disorderly conduct. Who knows, you might just end up with a delightful six-count indictment.