Bro Buys a 75-Inch TV and Immediately Realizes His Sedan Has Other Plans

Some guy pulls up to a Target parking lot, proud new owner of a massive 75-inch TV, probably already picturing himself watching football like he’s in a sports bar. Life is good. Big purchase. Big vibes.

And then reality shows up.

Because waiting for him is a small black sedan that has absolutely zero interest in participating in this dream.

The clip, filmed from a nearby dashcam, is basically a one-minute masterclass in “this is not going to work but I’m going to try anyway.” He opens the trunk, lines up the box, and immediately you can tell the math was never done. Not once. Not even a rough estimate.

He tries angling it. Doesn’t fit.

He tries lifting it higher. Still doesn’t fit.

At one point he just sort of… pauses… like maybe if he stares at it long enough the dimensions will change. They do not.

Then comes the classic move, the awkward lift where you commit fully even though your brain knows it’s a lost cause. The box drops, he regroups, throws in a couple frustrated hand gestures like he’s arguing with the TV itself. Buddy, the TV didn’t do this to you. You did this to you.

But here’s where it goes from relatable to legendary.

Instead of admitting defeat, calling for help, or doing literally anything logical, he decides to just send it. Balances the entire 75-inch box halfway hanging out of the trunk like it’s secured by hopes and dreams, shuts it as much as physics allows, and drives off.

No straps. No plan. Just vibes.

You know that TV is one speed bump away from becoming a 75-inch yard sale.