See, Kids: HipHop Pants Are Not Good For Your Health...Or Your Ego

You know how people always say “dress for success”? Yeah, this is the exact opposite of that.

A security cam clip going around shows a bald guy casually walking out of his driveway like it’s a normal day. Nothing crazy, just heading across the grass, minding his business.

Except there’s one major issue.

His pants are hanging on for dear life.

We’re talking aggressively sagging, like gravity is doing 90% of the work here. The waistband is basically optional at this point. You can already see where this is headed, and sure enough, it does not take long.

He steps off the sidewalk onto the grass, takes maybe one or two strides, and then boom, his own pants completely betray him. Feet get tangled, balance disappears, and he goes straight down face-first like he just got hit with an invisible tripwire.

No defender, no obstacle, just him versus physics, and physics wins easily.

He pops back up pretty quickly, which is honestly impressive, but then you see it hit him. The pain, the confusion, the realization that he just got taken out by his own outfit in the middle of his yard.

Now he’s sitting there holding his leg, probably replaying the last five seconds of his life and wondering how it all went so wrong so fast.