Madonna, 67, Drops Jaw-Dropping Bathroom Bang Fest Promoting New Album... And She's Shilling for Grindr!

The Material Girl is back — and this time she's gone full toilet tryst.

Madonna has unleashed a wildly explicit 10-plus-minute short film for her upcoming album Confessions II, complete with steamy bathroom hookups, semi-nude dancers grinding away, passionate makeout sessions, and enough raunch to make even her '80s club days look tame.

The over-the-top visual, dubbed Confessions II - The Film, dropped Monday and features the Queen of Pop cavorting in a club restroom with A-list pals including supermodel Kate Moss, Oscar winner Benedict Cumberbatch, Richard E. Grant, Julia Garner, her daughter Lourdes Leon, and a host of others strutting in Dolce & Gabbana while lasers shoot from private parts and bodies writhe in ecstasy.

In one eye-popping sequence, Madonna and crew turn the men's room into a den of sin, kissing, dancing provocatively, and simulating exactly the kind of public hookup culture the gay dating app Grindr was built for.

And wouldn't you know it? The whole thing is tied to a major partnership with Grindr itself.

The 67-year-old pop icon has been flooding the hookup app with exclusive content, a limited-edition vinyl picture disc of the album, and even a sponsored "Confessions" interview where she chats celebrity hookups and sexual freedom. Users get special tags inspired by her eras under "The Immaculate Selection."

Critics and social media users aren't holding back."67-year-old Madonna releases shocking video promoting toilet hookups and gay hookup app Grindr," tweeted commentator Oli London, sharing clips that quickly went viral.

Others called it "cringe," "degenerate," and "desperate," with some comparing the pop veteran to Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard, clinging to faded glory in the most unflattering light.