They work in packs. They know their patch. And they will not hand back your iPhone until you pay up, in mango juice.
Night-time footage from an Indian street captures the latest twist in one of the country’s most peculiar urban problems. A macaque perches on a wall clutching a yellow object while a man in an orange shirt tosses small items towards it. The exchange is unmistakable. The primate is not playing. It is negotiating.
Rhesus macaques in towns and temple districts no longer merely snatch snacks. They steal the things people cannot live without, phones, glasses, bags, then sit tight until a ransom of fruit, juice or other food is offered. They operate in groups and control defined stretches of rooftops, walls and market lanes.
This is not a one-off stunt. In holy towns such as Vrindavan and Mathura, and around temples and markets across northern India, the same routine has become routine. A monkey darts in, snatches spectacles or a smartphone, retreats to a balcony or ledge, and waits. Owners offer tetra packs of Frooti, bananas or samosas. Only then does the loot come back.
One documented case involved a Samsung S25 Ultra, worth around 100,000 rupees. The thief sat on a balcony while men below tossed juice boxes. The deal closed only when a pack landed just right. The phone was dropped. The drink was kept.
Temple priests warn visitors to hide anything shiny or valuable. The monkeys, they say, know exactly what will force a human to bargain. Researchers who have studied similar behaviour among temple macaques in Bali say the animals target high-value items, phones, wallets, prescription glasses, because those are the ones people will trade food to recover. Indian urban troops appear to have arrived at the same model through years of living alongside people who feed them.
The result is a street-level protection racket with fur. Troops keep to defined patches of city. They watch. They snatch. They wait. And they collect.
Authorities have tried scaring them off with men dressed as langurs, trapping problem animals, and campaigns against feeding. The monkeys keep coming back. Calorie-rich human food has made urban troops bigger and bolder than their forest cousins, and regular handouts have taught them that a human with empty hands is simply a customer who has not paid yet.
For tourists and commuters, the advice is grimly practical: keep phones zipped away, glasses on a cord, and a juice box in reserve. In some corners of India, the local mafia now has tails.
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