The Trump admin made the final decision to abduct Nicolás Maduro after he wouldn’t stop dancing in public, according to the New York Times.
“It was one dance move too many for Venezuela’s President Nicolás Maduro,” the NYT reported.
“Mr. Maduro’s regular public dancing and other displays of nonchalance in recent weeks helped persuade some on the Trump team that the Venezuelan president was mocking them and trying to call what he believed to be a bluff, according to two of the people…”
“So the White House decided to follow through on its military threats.”
Epic.
