This Must Be A Deleted Scene From John Wick 4, LOL
43 days ago
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In the shadowy annals of internet martial arts history, one name strikes fear into the hearts of hydration-conscious people everywhere: Ken Lee, the self-proclaimed Fastest Man Alive™ and undisputed emperor of the 7 Ken's Dragons technique.
Picture this: a regular guy in what appears to be a garage-turned-dojo, facing off against the most fearsome opponent known to modern man—eight innocent plastic water bottles lined up like they're waiting for an execution. These bottles aren't just thirsty; they're terrified. They've heard the legends. They know what's coming.
Ken steps up, channeling the combined spirits of Bruce Lee, Saitama, Goku, and that one uncle who swears he could’ve gone pro if not for “the incident.” His hands blur into what scientists have tentatively classified as “aggressive jazz hands on bath salts.” The bottles don’t stand a chance. One by one, they commit synchronized seppuku, toppling in perfect dramatic slow-motion (because Ken’s editor understands cinema).
