Florida Babe Was So Drunk While Driving, She Smashed Up In A Parking Lot But Wait Until You Hear What Her Real Worry Is

Bodycam footage from a Florida DUI arrest is going viral after a 19-year-old woman crashed into another car, failed basically every field sobriety test imaginable, guessed her blood alcohol content at an absolutely absurd number, and then spent most of her arrest worrying about what color jail outfit she was going to get.

The incident happened back in March 2024 and involved 19-year-old Kyleigh Lashuk, who was arrested after crashing into another vehicle in a parking lot.

Police bodycam footage shows officers putting Lashuk through multiple field sobriety tests, and things went about as poorly as possible from the start.

According to the footage, Lashuk struggled to keep her head still during eye tests, stumbled repeatedly during the walk-and-turn portion and could barely balance on one leg for more than a few seconds.

Then came the all-time moment.

At one point during the arrest, Lashuk was reportedly asked to estimate her blood alcohol level and guessed “0.6.”

Which is objectively insane because a 0.6 BAC is not “buzzed.” That’s basically “your body is trying to log off permanently.”

And somehow, reality still wasn’t great.

Authorities say Lashuk later registered a 0.235 BAC, which is nearly three times the legal limit in Florida.

Despite crashing into another car and facing serious DUI charges, the bodycam footage shows Lashuk appearing far more concerned about jail logistics than the actual danger of the situation.

According to the video, some of her biggest worries involved what color jumpsuit she would have to wear and who her future cellmate might be.

The internet immediately latched onto that detail.

Social media users roasted the entire interaction, with many pointing out the surreal disconnect between the seriousness of the crash and the things she seemed focused on during the arrest.

One commenter wrote, “She treated the DUI arrest like she was checking into summer camp.”

Another joked, “Guessing 0.6 and still being wrong is incredible work.”

Others pointed out just how dangerous a 0.235 BAC actually is, especially for a teenage driver operating a vehicle.

Thankfully, no major injuries were reported from the parking lot crash.