Nassau, Bahamas — A cruise ship full of people who paid good money to be on vacation had to sit and wait while one woman in a screaming neon yellow outfit took her sweet time strolling across the dock like she was walking into her own living room.
From the ship’s perspective, you watch this woman casually cross a massive paved area at the port. Phone glued to her ear (or in her hand), plastic shopping bag swinging, zero urgency whatsoever. She’s in a bright yellow halter top and matching capri pants that are working overtime, moving at a pace that would make a sloth yell “hurry the hell up.”
She doesn’t run. She doesn’t even speed-walk. She just… ambles. Like the 2,000+ passengers and crew on that boat have nothing better to do than watch her finish her conversation and finish her walk.
Main character syndrome in full effect.
By the time she finally reaches the gangway, there’s security standing there. She barely acknowledges them. There’s even on-screen text in the video calling it out: “Doesn’t even acknowledge security.” Classic.
The ship waited. That’s the part that really gets people. Cruise lines are supposed to be ruthless about departure times. You miss the boat, you miss the boat, literally. But apparently this one decided to play nice and hold everything up for her.
