Kristen Stewart Goes On A Really Weird Rant About Migrants And Burgers Or Something

Hollywood has officially jumped the shark...for the 12000th time.

Actress Kristen Stewart delivered a rambling, disjointed monologue that left many Americans scratching their heads after she suggested people should stop buying burgers during the daytime as a way to protest the federal crackdown on illegal immigration.

When asked what would “break her heart” if it disappeared from Los Angeles, Stewart launched into a confused rant about culture, identity, and her own existential crisis, struggling to complete sentences as she repeatedly interrupted herself.

“Immigrants… I, I can’t stand the idea that the dismantling of the culture that did have a hand in like, making me who I am,” Stewart said, before trailing off and declaring that where she’s from is now “meaningless” to her.

The actress went on to openly question whether Americans should abandon normal daily activities altogether, floating the idea of economic self-punishment as political protest.

“So like… do we make movies about this? Do we throw all of our money at it?” she asked. “Do we stop buying burgers in the daytime? What do we do about this?”

Observers noted that Stewart appeared unable to articulate exactly how skipping lunch would impact immigration policy — or why working Americans should be pressured to change their eating habits to satisfy Hollywood’s moral signaling.

She continued by insisting that Los Angeles itself would cease to exist without mass immigration, claiming the city “doesn’t exist without all of us,” while admitting she “can’t fathom” what’s happening unless it actually happens.

The remarks quickly drew backlash online, with critics accusing Stewart of being wildly out of touch with everyday Americans who are dealing with inflation, crime, and border chaos — not pondering whether a cheeseburger purchase makes them morally complicit.

Once again, the cultural elite have made it clear: they don’t have solutions, just slogans, confusion, and now apparently anti-burger activism.